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Reblogged from i-effed-it-all-up

chiptunehero:

joy-to-the-web:

i-effed-it-all-up:

i-effed-it-all-up:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can i make it any more heteronormative

he was a punk, she did ballet

why couldnt they be gay

He wanted girls, she’d never tell,
But secretly she wanted girls as well

All of her friends
Stuck up their nose
They had a problem with these gender roles

(via dnelsonn)

Reblogged from toocooltobehipster

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via dnelsonn)

Reblogged from nancydrevv
queenidinamenzel:

I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.

queenidinamenzel:

I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.

(Source: nancydrevv, via dnelsonn)

Reblogged from iraffiruse
edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…
…boner wave…

edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…

…boner wave…

(Source: iraffiruse)

Reblogged from thejellostapler

edwardspoonhands:

thejellostapler:

"I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days, before you’ve actually left them."

Apparently you can tell because there’s no hair lights…as soon as the hair lights show up, the Good Old Days are over. 

Reblogged from 4gifs
4gifs:

Make way for the album. [video]

4gifs:

Make way for the album. [video]

Reblogged from ruineshumaines

authorsarahdessen:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

Me too! 

Reblogged from sproutingflower

smartgirlsattheparty:

gayisthenewokay:

sproutingflower:

female actors getting pissed off at sexist interview questions is my new favourite thing

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tina and amy’s faces omg

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and cate blanchett calling out the cameraman on the full body pan 

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loveee

YES

#AskHerMore on the Red Carpet!!

(via authorsarahdessen)

Reblogged from dennys
Reblogged from 4gifs
thiscorpsofbrothers:

danisnotonfire:


Opening a beer with a frisbee.

dude

this is the most bro thing ever

thiscorpsofbrothers:

danisnotonfire:

Opening a beer with a frisbee.

dude

this is the most bro thing ever

(Source: 4gifs, via terminaltides)

Reblogged from pitiful
dw:

incredible

dw:

incredible

(Source: pitiful, via dnelsonn)

Reblogged from somereallygreathair

#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart

(Source: somereallygreathair, via buckkybbarnes)

Reblogged from mockingday

theycallmethemoose:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

stammsternenstaub:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

(Source: mockingday, via buckkybbarnes)

Reblogged from tittily

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via widdershinswombat)

Reblogged from theappleppielifestyle

Imagine this:
Instead of waiting in her tower, Rapunzel slices off her long, golden hair with a carving knife, and then uses it to climb down to freedom.
Just as she’s about to take the poison apple, Snow White sees the familiar wicked glow in the old lady’s eyes, and slashes the evil queen’s throat with a pair of sewing scissors.
Cinderella refuses everything but the glass slippers from her fairy godmother, crushes her stepmother’s windpipe under her heel, and the Prince falls madly in love with the mysterious girl who dons rags and blood-stained slippers.

Imagine this:
Persephone goes adventuring with weapons hidden under her dress.
Persephone climbs into the gaping chasm.
Or, Persephone uses her hands to carve a hole down to hell.
In none of these versions is Persephone’s body violated unless she asks Hades to hold her down with his horse-whips.
Not once does she hold out on eating the pomegranate, instead biting into it eagerly and relishing the juice running down her chin, staining it red.
In some of the stories, Hades never appears and Persephone rules the underworld with a crown of her own making.
In all of them, it is widely known that the name Persephone means Bringer of Destruction.

Imagine this:
Red Riding Hood marches from her grandmother’s house with a bloody wolf pelt.
Medusa rights the wrongs that have been done to her.
Eurydice breaks every muscle in her arms climbing out of the land of the dead.

Imagine this:
Girls are allowed to think dark thoughts, and be dark things.

Imagine this:
Instead of the dragon, it’s the princess with claws and fiery breath
who smashes her way from the confines of her castle
and swallows men whole.

'Reinventing Rescuing,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)

(via widdershinswombat)